WHAT?

I don't endorse, approve, or otherwise agree with AJ Logan not shaving until "it stops snowing."

What does that mean? When it stops snowing for like a day? A week? We get snow here sometimes in JULY. Where are you drawing the line in the sand, AJ?

All of us that have to work with you here are certainly glad you chose not to shave instead of like, not taking a shower. Most of us know that you making an effort to grow facial hair will be a fruitless effort, because you can't get blood out of turnip, the ocean doesn't reach the Mojave desert, we might see a wild hair from your nose or something......no wonder you've been making friends with the station cat more than usual lately. Using superglue from your daughter's hair doesn't count. Neither does hair from your armpits.

But you do what you think you can to get a little fuzz on the face. There are much easier ways to do this without punishing the rest of us, if you know what I mean.

Do us all here a favor and give us some guidelines. We've had snow fall in almost every month of the year in this area.....so tell us a more definitive rule of how long we have to endure this experiment.

Some of us think we should be the one to shave you when you figure out it's not gonna snow anymore too. I'll be the first in line!

-Grizzly Adams